We recently discovered that Santa spends his summers in Maine. He lives around the corner from us, and drives a red pick-up truck with a suitably appropriate plate. We see him walking by sometimes pushing his grandchild in a plastic car, and Exile #3 has noticed that even his summer wardrobe shows a strong tendency towards red and green.
I assume he is the genuine article, although he’s not the only one we have known during our time in Maine. We are acquainted with at least two others who serve as Santa on occasion. Perhaps the frigid winters encourage a proliferation of impressively white bearded gentlemen. You’d think they might be tempted to disguise themselves in the off season but our local one, at least, is definitely not a secret Santa!
| Exile #2 challenged me to find a suitable photo. This is not from one of our Maine Santas but from a parade in Oxfordshire in 2013 but I’m still claiming success. |

