Yesterday a parcel arrived addressed to E5N1. It was a prize for collecting all the state stickers from packets of Halo mandarins (which he eats daily whenever possible and sometimes three at a time), attaching them to a downloadable map and sending them in.
His prize included some vouchers for more Halos, a basket and this spectacular flashing water-sensing cup:
The instructions caught our eye. They started so well, but after the alcohol, things seem to fall apart fairly rapidly: