Day 13.145: ...and sometimes you weigh the chisps

There was a time when Exile #2 and I could reliably answer what the "British" term for or pronunciation of something was, these days we're often not sure anymore. The kids are generally less confused and go for the local terms for most things but of course, we have corrupted them a bit.

I'm pretty sure E5N1 is intentionally playing when he calls potato chips/crisps "chisps" but it's hard to be 100% sure.

None of that explains what's going on here:

That is explained by a small number of "chisps" in the large bag on burger day and Exile #2 deciding that the only way to ensure fairness was to weigh five equal portions.