While I was at work, Exile #2 took the kids to the Maine Wildlife Park in Gray. When I asked how it had gone, she replied that they had felt very British.
As I pondered what kind of cultural or social misstep had led to this she revealed it was because they had shown up on this rather grey day (after a couple of weeks of almost continuously clear skies) well prepared with rain coats.
Exile #2 and Exile #3 - presumably predicting my ire if not - took some photos. Here is a selection: