Sunday, February 7, 2016

Day 9.028: Exile #2's Sunday Column #93

Exile #2 writes...

Despite the recent snowfall, Exile #1 headed off to Cape Elizabeth this morning for a 10 mile race. The rest of us supportively left him to it, and went to church. We regrouped at lunchtime, however, and he seemed pleased with how it all went.

This afternoon, we dusted off Pictionary and it turns out that E5N1 is rather good at it, being an avid cartoonist. He's also been busy putting together imaginary menus, illustrated with pictures from the latest Lakeland catalog(ue), which seems to reach us all the way from the UK.

On his latest menu, for your "Main Coarse" you can have the understated "Best Chicken Ever" or the "Awesome Omelette". Alternatively, you could have "Saceuge Pie" or, perhaps my favorite, "Eggy carrot salad with brocily, potato and squirted with lemon juice with lettech" - snappy! All this comes with "Loafed bread" or "Toasty toast with free jam". You are advised to save room for "French Fancis". Or perhaps you would prefer an apple? If so, the management would like it to be known that "the apples are 5 inches tall and 6 1/2 inches wide". A meal in itself.

Now, for the rest of the day, we'll be watching some local sporting event...

1 comment:

  1. I like the sound of 'toasty toast with free jam'. I'm not keen when my toast isn't toasty... :-)



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